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    Joke of the day

    A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when Steven, a tall.
    exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.


    The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As All men will.) Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, 'I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for £20.00......

    On one condition'

    Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition Was. The man replied, 'You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.'



    The woman considered his proposition for a moment, And then slowly removed a £20 bill from her handbag, Which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly And meaningfully said.....






    'Clean my house.'



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    thats funny i was completely expecting three different words.

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    I was expecting three different words too!!

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    Lol... I was expecting 3 different words too!
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    Oh I have one my son emailed me.....

    Yesterday
    > I had a flat tire on the
    > interstate. So I eased my car over to the shoulder of the
    > road, carefully get
    > out of the car and open the trunk. >
    >
    >
    > I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at
    > the rear of my car
    > facing oncoming traffic. They look so life like you
    > wouldn't believe it! >
    >
    >
    > They are in trench coats
    > exposing their nude bodies to the approaching drivers. >
    >
    >
    > To my surprise, cars start slowing down looking at my
    > lifelike men which made
    > it safer for me to work at the side of the road. And of
    > course, traffic starts
    > backing up. Everybody is tooting their horns and waving
    > like crazy. It wasn't
    > long before a state trooper
    > pulls up behind me. >
    >
    >
    > He gets out of his car and starts walking towards me.. I
    > could tell he was not
    > a happy camper! >
    >
    >
    > 'What's going on here? '>
    >
    > 'My car has a flat tire', I said calmly. >
    >
    >
    > 'Well, what are those obscene cardboard men doing here
    > by the road? '>
    >
    >
    > I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told
    > him,
    >
    >
    > 'Helloooooo, those are my emergency
    > flashers!
    >

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    ISLAM. . . this cancerous infestation of demonically infused destruction, that is sweeping over the entire world like sulfuric volcanic puss spewed forth from the pit of hell . . . (maybe next time I’ll tell you how I really feel about this).

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