[fawnie]

Yes. Bird Poop. Viper Venom. And now: Cat Spit. All hi-tech stuff in the interests of increasing our pulchritude!!! This comes under the heading of "Don't Try This at Home", so you've been warned.

Let me 'splain: I am very allergic to cats, or their saliva, to be specific. I have to be careful not to touch my eyes after petting or they swell up and turn red and teary. I get asthma attacks if I am around more than one cat at a time. But I love cats, so I don't care. I discovered by accident that if I let my cat "kiss" me, my lips swell up like balloons! I can feel them growing! It only lasts a couple hours, but OOO la la! Angelina Jolie while it lasts!
(Can I bottle this, ya think?)

 

[Mari]

Yes. Bird Poop. Viper Venom. And now: Cat Spit. All hi-tech stuff in the interests of increasing our pulchritude!!! This comes under the heading of "Don't Try This at Home", so you've been warned.

Let me 'splain: I am very allergic to cats, or their saliva, to be specific. I have to be careful not to touch my eyes after petting or they swell up and turn red and teary. I get asthma attacks if I am around more than one cat at a time. But I love cats, so I don't care. I discovered by accident that if I let my cat "kiss" me, my lips swell up like balloons! I can feel them growing! It only lasts a couple hours, but OOO la la! Angelina Jolie while it lasts!
(Can I bottle this, ya think?)

This is an allergy -- you don't know anything about marketing

• Get your cat to keep spitting
• collect and bottle
• put a picture on the bottle of cute kittens
• call the stuff "kitten's kiss"
• sell for $50/bottle

In this recession you have to be creative. OK?

 

[fawnie]

This is an allergy -- you don't know anything about marketing

• Get your cat to keep spitting
• collect and bottle
• put a picture on the bottle of cute kittens
• call the stuff "kitten's kiss"
• sell for $50/bottle

In this recession you have to be creative. OK?

!!!!!!!!!!!!!OH MY SWEET JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You made me PMSL (pissmyselflaughing)!!

"Kitten's Kiss"
Can I use this or do I need to pay you royalties???????

 

[mireckca]

George, Rosie, Lotus - run for your lives! Run! Run! Run! - you are nothing but spit machines.

 

[fawnie]

George, Rosie, Lotus - run for your lives! Run! Run! Run! - you are nothing but spit machines.

Oh but we like to think of them as Pampered Cosseted Valuable Employees!!!

 

[Mari]

Oh but we like to think of them as Pampered Cosseted Valuable Employees!!!

I say minimum wage! (If this works -- fawnie will

be scouring allies for cats!)

 

[mireckca]

Well, at least you can consider yourselves a "multinational" corp - very in these days. You can ship from both sides of the border and avoid all of these customs hassles, eh?

 

[mireckca]

Fawnie - I guess from the viper venom, the bird droppings, and now the cat spittle, you are now "psychedelic" - cool!

 

[Mari]

Or the woman with animal magnetism. Does she have to wear animal prints?

 

[mireckca]

Or the woman with animal magnetism. Does she have to wear animal prints?

There could be a new avatar on the way to go with the new look.

 

[fawnie]

Yes, well, you can scoff....wait til Oprah does me on her show! WHO'S LAUGHING NOW LOSERS????????


j/k

 

[mireckca]

Hey - it might just happen. After all, aren't you both in Chicagoland?

 

[fawnie]

Yes, we are! Just don't put me side by side with the Cat Woman. That is even beyond my flights of fantasy.

 

[pumi]

Yes. Bird Poop. Viper Venom. And now: Cat Spit. All hi-tech stuff in the interests of increasing our pulchritude!!! This comes under the heading of "Don't Try This at Home", so you've been warned.

Let me 'splain: I am very allergic to cats, or their saliva, to be specific. I have to be careful not to touch my eyes after petting or they swell up and turn red and teary. I get asthma attacks if I am around more than one cat at a time. But I love cats, so I don't care. I discovered by accident that if I let my cat "kiss" me, my lips swell up like balloons! I can feel them growing! It only lasts a couple hours, but OOO la la! Angelina Jolie while it lasts!
(Can I bottle this, ya think?)

Lol. I get u now, Fawnie! OMG this is the kitten kiss !

 

[mireckca]

Fawnie is out to make a million by selling this stuff from her own cat George. Every cat in her neighborhood had better go into hiding or become a spit-provider for her business!

But we know that we can do own own homemade version from all of the FIY (formulate it yourself) tricks that she has taught us here! Thanks Fawnie!

Bottom line - give a cat or kitten a home! Meow, meow, meow!

 

[Mari]

Fawnie is out to make a million by selling this stuff from her own cat George. Every cat in her neighborhood had better go into hiding or become a spit-provider for her business!

But we know that we can do own own homemade version from all of the FIY (formulate it yourself) tricks that she has taught us here! Thanks Fawnie!

Bottom line - give a cat or kitten a home! Meow, meow, meow!

fawnie is on to something here -- just remember that the "kitten kiss" ingredient can be on the bottom of the list of ingredients -- one speck! Anyway, mieckca, I somehow think fawnie will hire you as an advisor.

Yeah, love to see fawnie in a cat suit.

 

[IluvNY]

I have officially heard it all but fawnie it aint a bad idea you know! There is enough crap out there on the market why not give it a try he he he!

 

[pumi]

I have officially heard it all but fawnie it aint a bad idea you know! There is enough crap out there on the market why not give it a try he he he!

 

[fawnie]

Guys,

I should've made it more clear that this is just a silly joke! I apologize.
But if you have a cat and a big allergy to it, and are not afraid of taking chances, you might get the big puffy lips too by just kissing it! MMMmmm cat breath!

Be careful you don't end up in the ER with a really out of control allergic reaction though.....remember the caveat I posted: "Don't Try This At Home"!!!!

 

[Mari]

mirecka would probably know of some chemical that would cause slight swelling -- I bet that's all there is in these lip plumpers that you roll on. Saying that about a year ago I bought a lipstick -- actually it was in a roller -- gorgeous colour but I had an allergic reaction to it and OMIGOSH the biggest fattest lips you ever saw.